steveholtvstheuniverse:

sturmpony:

MLP:FIM-TF2 - Pyro by ~ah-darnit

Look at this cutie.

I got new ponies!

owlymedics:

Medic Met Diane shortly after He moved to America. The girl seemed sweet until she showed signs of her intense schizophrenia. At first, she would just throw him annoyingly over the top parties whenever he returned home from missions, often including only the two of them. He would play along. reluctantly. She would make him cakes everyday, sometimes pies, smothered in rainbow coloured frosting and enough sugar to give someone cardiac arrest after one bite.

Then He found her talking to herself, to invisible friends, silly girly fantasy names like twilight or rainbow dash. She even began to tote a crocodile skin bag around with her like a pet, stroking it and even a few times throwing a party for it.

The medic began to grow weary of this behaviour, his eyes wandering. He felt a certain something for his teams Heavy. Diane noticed this and became increasingly possesive.

during one his his many homecoming parties, Diane had dyed her hair fluro pink and  presented The medic with a lovingly baked pie, which, to his mixed horror and curiosity, was filled with human fingers.

He knows if she ever finds out about his relationship with the heavy, She WILL kill him.

He knows better not to upset his ‘pinky pie”.

thecakebar:

Birthday Cake Martini! (recipe)